From Darksiders:

Yeshua Pat
And you once danced on a striptease table under Gazmanov - "Esaul," and then went in a telescope, anti-gas, hat-up, without pants, and with the flag of the Russian Federation in the hand to buy condoms at 3 o'clock at night, with the request "I urgently need additional protection! Preferably with puppies!"

Who has had funny cases of fulfilling wishes after losing cards?))