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 19.06.2010
Gavrik987: Listen Gray, tell me how to break up with Anka quickly and reliably.

PosolVermaxta: Simply: you invite her to a date, you lead to a good restaurant, there candles all that.
Then you wait for the right moment and say, "Dear, I'm afraid we'll have to break up, I can't be with you because of your little boy."
She will ask:"which one?"
You get a trumpet, you shoot her in the knee, and you run away and laugh and shout, “Hey, THIS HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAH.”
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