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 20.06.2010
xxx: Today I’m on the bus, opposite the boy is sitting, the usual so unnoticeable. He sits in the window looking. Next to it sits an ordinary grandmother with a whole pack of the most odorable onion.
Well, the guy turned away from the smell, sitting in the other window, burning, smiling...
But here comes the second grandmother...and sits on the other side of the boy.
XXX: Everything would be nothing if the grandmothers didn’t get to know, but they didn’t. They are sitting next to them, they have a companion through a boy...
xxx: He listened to them for a long time...he suffered the remake of the series "Mahalov +) But suddenly he stood up and as a sparkle (not a remarkable guy): JOBANA IN THE MOUTH!!!! Grandmothers are fucking!! You both fuck me in the ear!! A jump is possible!!?" Babies in Ahaea And then the boy with a quiet voice of one grandmother "Let’s change, what would be more convenient for you to talk?"
The entire bus was out for 10 minutes.
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