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 24.06.2010
XXX: He left the house. He wore his headphones, and so gently walked along the road to the stop.
xxx: I saw the necessary bus on the lighthouse before the stop and decided to get on it (run 300 meters).
I run so well, right, I breathe right. Even somehow I admire how I do everything right and I succeed in everything. I listen to music...
XXX is here.
xxx: And the mints followed me... They decided to catch me, apparently for the case.
XX: They laid me down in the grass, in the wet grass. Broke the hand.
XXX: I was really crazy then. I thought what the mom would say.
XXX: But it all happened - they looked at the stunt, apologized and let go.
That’s why I went home and didn’t come to the exam. I’m sitting with one hand, listening to music.
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