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 25.06.2010
Dmitry: =))) and I want rain now))) here in the shade of temperature +36))))
Anna: Drink more cold water
Dmitry: ughu) I drive for 4 hours without stopping and probably with the condade off (((
I have such joy as a crowded bladder is not enough for complete happiness)))))
Anna: The Poor (Al open the window)
Dmitry: in local buses such a chip is not provided))) passengers are cooked in their own juice)))
Anna: pp)) Here is the same)) NO: some provide a conditioning system, a FORTOCH model
The intensity of ventilation can be adjusted by stretching or opening the dirty curtain on the bus window. Or not regulated at all)
Dmitry: But this model is usually accompanied by an emergency interruption system called Grandma. When the air conditioning system of Fortoch is launched, Grandma begins to issue alarms in elevated tones: Sklozniak!!! It is selling!! The A-A-A! We will all die!!! to
Anna: You are what! My grandmother is the NPC!! This system can track and report anything!
Dmitry: oh) and the most advanced models organize local clusters according to the type of deep-impact hyper-search systems such as KGB and NKVD)))
by Ugo. The outdated version of Grandma does not have enough memory, but successfully compensates for this with the presence of imagination.
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