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 25.06.2010
A church was rebuilt in the city. A little careful such a churchwash on a straw in the straw. When they enriched the territory from under the coffin of the excavator, a fountain burst. The entrepreneurial pop immediately declared the key a miracle of God and fended it with a fence. The deacon sat in the opening of the calita, and from every miraculous water he desired, he took a dozen for the needs of the temple.
It hindered somebody to whisper that water heals heartburn - and got off. There is a cross - there is no cross - the deer went to the fountain with the deer, and the deacon folded the deer in a box.
Once on Easter, the water in the well colored in the color of onion-painted eggs.
At first, the people who came were in a hurry, but one Hanurik, who had at least petroleum, would only be cold, risked. Deprived from the bidon, the hero floated in a smile and swept out "O-o-of-tagiwaat". Well, it happens, maybe from clay painted - spring, everything flows. But the deacon found his explanation – a sign from above. Flowers under the Easter egg. There were turned on the faith of the grandmothers who arranged an agitation in an empty place. The deacon did not have time to run to the temple to give up the box office - the population was as if it was overwhelmed.
And closer to the night on the streets murmured the "ambulances" - to the demons of the people went.
They began to understand and found out that the fountain was knocked out of a pipe, which many years ago was locked in a messy stream. And it would be nothing, but the river was adapted under the discharge channel of the local paint factory. The factory stopped in the mid-1990s, and closer to our time someone bought and launched it. This is where miraculous waste has flowed into the river that has been cleansed in 15 years.
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