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 27.06.2010
Dialogue of a girl with two guys near the rehearsal point:
Boy 1: We ate, we arrived, the trolleybus stood in a traffic jams, it was hot, and the tools went.
Girl: Yes, here is a walk nearby, I came in 20 minutes. There through the cemetery to go, then the woods, through the railway - no traffic jams.
Guy 2: There such places are dark, bumpers, bumpers dust. Are you afraid to go there alone?
Girl: First, I have a black belt in karate. The second shock and traumatic gun - the dad fit.(Devices are shown to guys right away)
Let us bring you back. Little of something...
Guy 2: Right, we go, you’ll be more...
Girl: (hard to keep laughing) Well, go on...
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