I’m in the subway, a old grandmother is sitting next to me... her legs can’t get to the floor.
A young couple with a child in a wheelchair. The lady has a naked lumbar, on which a complicated tattoo of 15 centimeters... is not clear about what, but very detailed. Suddenly, the grandmother pointing with an old finger to the tattoo, something began to lick. Her husband and wife looked at her, but didn’t know what she wanted. But the train stopped, the grandmother cleverly jumped up and ran to the lady, pulled out a wet towel and began to rub her tattoo... saying - Girl, you were somewhere dirty in the oil... what the lady's husband said... - Thank you grandmother, but it won't help. The oil in her head...
Everyone in the car was in a good mood, even the beauty with the oil in the head.