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 30.06.2010
It is good to remember the cold in the heat.
It was in early March. It freezes at night and melts during the day. In the morning, until the light has reached the gates, I go to the stop. In front of me (due to the folds on the side and the bending thighs not to be bypassed) is a blonde on high heels. It falls.
I run and put on my feet. It turns.
I am not ashamed, I am married. and goes on. to do
No matter what, I follow her, she sometimes crashes to my side. And cuddly, again
This time it crashes into the swamp. I can’t stand it, I run again.
- Man, don't dare to catch me, it has already been put. I am now
I call my husband.
We arrived at the stop, the bus just left, no one; I sat on the bench, she moved as far away from me as possible, to the bottom and - boo! The third time. and lie. I sit and see what happens next.
The virgin could not withstand.
What are you standing, help me. My cell phone is broken.
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