My husband is calling to work today and...
She tells me - she dreams a dream: she lies on the bed in the bedroom I am going to work, there the door opens and I stand like myself... in a superman costume, with a bandage on the face, a coat developing from a light wind and with lighting behind the back.
She: What are you wearing?? to
I: What to do? I have everything dirty! No clothes for work.

Wake up from laughter.