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 02.07.2010
The whole family is crazy! Today I helped them wash the dishes.
XXX: The shell was filled with dishes and poured with water. There were remnants of food floating, and the smell was unbearable.
xxx: I finally got to the bottom of the shell - I see there is a regular wooden blade, but a dark brown color. I think it’s rubbed, well, nothing – I’ll wash anyway.
xxx: I get it - and this is a brown plastic spoon... from shoes!!! And judging by the sticky pieces of fried onions, it was used as a scarf.
XXX: I am afraid of them.

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