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 06.07.2010
of Israel. On the street are going and chatting two "gowns," one tall, uncomplicated with the face of a typical Jew. The second low, rooted, with the face of a more inherent student of the Riazhan VDV school.
With a good Russian academic pronunciation:
“Listen, let’s speak Hebrew, I still have to practice.
Why Why? - Resists him the second, with the "sablon" Odessa pronunciation. Everyone in the squad speaks Russian.
Israel is not limited to our squadron.
- Oh, I beg you, here the people understand Russian, you will always find a job.
- Tree needles, whom did I give as teachers? The roots roar and, holding the pause, continues. I’d better ask your sister.
and ha! She knows the Hebrew worse than me.
"But she has a 4th-size chest and it's nice to look at it... - Root silences, touches the interlocutor and quietly adds. And to pay.
The show?! to
No to sho! The root represents the same pronounce as the high. “Shlomo, you’re my friend, but your sister’s never as shy as you are, quite the opposite. Such a figure is not what Hymel - Merkava will not hide.
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