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 04.04.2008
Maasha (11:25:50 3/04/2008)
Adam and Eve are carved in the garden, God descends to them and says, "My children, I have two gifts for you, only you have to decide which one."The first gift is to write standing. Eve gave him up.
And Adam ran through the garden, rejoicing, jumping, screaming, sucking on everything in a row! On the trees, on the flowers, on every bowl and just on the ground!
Eve stood next to God.
In silence they looked together at this madness... And then Eve asked, “My God, and the second is what gift??"
And God said, “Brain, Eve, brain...”

Ride (11:39:33 3/04/2008)
As a Feminist

Ride (11:39:59 3/04/2008)
You are not in the topic right now.

Stirling (11:40:16 3/04/2008)
Because I have a group in the lab consisting of 90% of girls.

Ride (11:40:26 3/04/2008)
Where is the brain?

Stirling (11:40:58 3/04/2008)
Is the gift unplugged?
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