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 08.07.2010
(Hhhh tells how he walked all night with zzz)
Karoche has already been drunk normally, and already 2 nights and began to fall asleep. The metro opens at 6 p.m. Then he said, “Let us drink a cup of water for the joy.” Well, I said to him: "redbull?"" he was of the type of "no, frog."" in general, he bought 0.5 coli, poured a bag of maccoffe into it and poured more vodka there. Do you know how small bottles are sold in airplanes? began to shake.
Yippidy yi =
XHH: here is it. It is like that, it talks. He begins to open, and from there the foam of the cape is as if polished. He is so "OP!" sharply twisting the lid and into the mouth. The foam of the journey begins to wash and comes out of his nose.
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He looks at me, his eyes are like that (O_O) and his nose is whispering with coffee and vodka.
It is a blade (^^,)
He can't stand it and throw away the bottle, starts to cough, sneeze and eventually get sick because of the taste of cola / vodka / coffee in his nose. Caroze Zzz is in shock. I look at him, a minute of silence, and I ask, “Well, how does he rejoice?”)" he is such a "fuck! Do you try it?"
Have you tried it? :) Have you tried it?
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