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 20.12.2007
EvilOkta: So what good do you do today?
Make me a defragmentation! by Kissing
EvilOkta: ah... massage means... that the clusters stand in place... ok :)
EvilOkta: lie down on the plate..... relax.....now the master of defragmentation we will sort the clusters on the back
EvilOkta: so I run the wimp... with bethoven... I take the command line in my hands... I pour a little on my back... I smash... and I start defragmenting meeeeedlenly.
Check the refrigerator immediately so that it doesn’t bother.
EvilOkta: The cooler has cleaned up. The thermometer shows you warm up. Where is the thermometer? We are now changing the algorithm.
Catchup: It is more delicate. Do not overload the operation.
EvilOkta is OK. Now check for damaged files (look up and down)
EvilOkta: What is it? The bead file. We will fix it now...
EvilOkta: so delicately we wipe it...heat the processor... slightly... pleasantly?
Yes... the belt on the rails weaken the sound.
EvilOkta: Okay... a second... so... so better?
Katyuska: *Moved files* yes, much better
EvilOkta: Fuck, I am so tired
My admin! by Kissing
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