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 12.07.2010
About the iPhone:
XXX: What I can’t understand, I can’t. Why buy a expensive phone, which then make a sticker so that contacts do not shorten and learn to hold it correctly. This is a collage as it does. I have a persistent feeling that people are held for fools.
YYY: So it is, they hold. The player has to play music, the camera has to photograph, the dictionary has to record, and the phone has to ring.
zzz: iPhone belongs to the class of smartphones. So you are right, except for the fact that the alarm clock must ring, and the smartphone, the fucker, owes no one anything!
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