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 14.07.2010
From discussion how not to listen to the alarm clock and get up at 6.00.
I have to drink three glasses of water, go to bed and then I wake up at 6 o’clock because I want to go to the toilet.
Dad: You’ll wake up at two and four, and you’ll sleep like a dead man at six.
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