My friend joked.

It was at sea. Since the road is long and there is a lot of beer, the company appeared on the beach in a good supply. One guy decided to refresh himself, but since it was already lazy to change clothes due to drunkenness, he went straight in his clothes. and returned. Everyone is rushing.

What did you... write?
No is! How could you think?! I went down.

It would be nothing, but on the way he went into the sea only on his knees))