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 19.07.2010
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ZaKaTiLLa
I bought this tube, there is nothing to do, well, probably everyone has it... I noticed that he has a plus, scratches heal on it. Once I put it in my pocket, I threw the keys there. I walked, I got the phone, not the scratch straight to the metal... I even got a little upset... it was 3 or 4 days ago I began to notice that this scratch smoothed. A week later she became almost unnoticed...this is her mystical body.

Bimet
Yes, I also have the same thing. recently the phone was lying next to the meat cut for the shale.. left somewhere for 10 min. I come, and there all the pieces in one glued... left for another 10 min. I come back and... a skeleton appears on the meat. I’m gone for an hour... I’m coming back and there’s a live chicken... now she lives with me in the country... I’ll feed her and there will be even more meat. Thanks to Nokia.
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