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 20.07.2010
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Lesson in school. Teacher: “Children, do you remember ‘Remembering Everything’ with Schwarzenegger? Remember there was a female mutant with three breasts? Remember to! That’s you, you remember, and you don’t remember Newton’s second law?“!”
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and ROFL
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I don’t even remember Newton’s second law.
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The humanitarian
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Do you remember my aunt with three breasts?
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I remember :D
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acceleration of the body directly proportional to the applied equal force and inversely proportional to the body weight
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I ask tomorrow.
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I know I won’t remember :)
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Hives can only be licked.
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I have no
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Why is?
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Thickly. immediately falls
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I don't know Newton's second law :)
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