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 21.07.2010
I have a friend Edik, we studied in the same class. A quiet fourth, a bit botanical. Sometimes I even entered for him (I box from first grade).
It was time for us to join the army. I am in the PWA, and he is somewhere in the special. by NAZ. The Game.
Here we served for two years, we met, he was still such a fun botanist and as if he didn't fuck up. What, I tell you there for special names, if people like you take? He jokes in response, saying... I didn’t tell anyone in the army that I was a botanist and that I was stunned in school...
It’s been more than twenty years and I can tell this story.
Eddie and I went back from the guests. A deep night.
Suddenly, three bandits come to meet. It is impossible to confuse them, even if they were in fractions. All of us are thirty years old, with our necks and all our heads above us. They are like us and are so polite.
Nothing personal, we just have such a job, we just need it.
You are not lucky today. If you give good, we will give you.
Not even touching the finger.
One stood in front of me, and Edick and two others behind my back.
I understood that it was necessary to attack first and, to surprise, I spoke my teeth.
Men, we have money, of course, but not much in the red wallet.
In half a word, I applied his left to his liver and right to his beard... I hit him well. Usually from such strikes a person falls like a closet, but it was so powerful that it just fell to the wall and then it will start to blow off.
I understood. That our war has been going for two seconds and I haven’t seen what these elephants and my friend are doing behind. I felt with my back that a blow would now hit the back of my neck... Instead of a blow on me from behind, the shoulder came in and said to my ear... And we were knocked back...
After that, Edik continued to hang on me and moved toward my opponent and through me knocked him in the ears, he fell like a bag of fertilizers. I turned around and saw that the other two were lying in unnatural poses, without signs of life... I was surprised to think that it took him a second and a second to hit me and boast of me.
When we ran into the house, I asked...
Didn’t you kill them?
I don’t know yours and I don’t know mine, what’s the difference? The main thing we destroyed.
the enemy's live force and technique and the mentovese intelligence.
They do not know the number or composition of our group.
Here Edik pulled me by the sleeve, I humbly ran after him and asked...
Why are we so confused with the tracks?
“No, just once we’re running around, I wanted to show you a new one.
the playground, where my niece and I walk... there are bushes, cows...

I looked in the half-darkness at the grandmother Yaga and the cutting cuddles, and I thought.
After such an overdrive to think of a children's playground... great they made you in your special nazi...

Edick, if you read it, write off.
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