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 28.07.2010
Finally, I taught my beloved wife to use the "print" button. Previously, she was re-writing a twentieth-point plate from the axel. She carefully differentiated it with the help of a line, went to the warehouse, filled it and then transferred the data back to the Excel. To my question: "Why don’t you print an empty tablet?" answered "I’m so comfortable". God blessed me again today.
Send a SMS:
To what address should you send a letter? (I have three of them.)
I: for any
SMS in 30 minutes:
Has she received a letter?
I: No, where did you write?
She: I sent it to myself. Go to my mail in Yandex. You know your login and password. A letter with the tag "to my husband"
What can I say, I love this woman!
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