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 29.07.2010
The incident occurred at the Alexandrovsky Garden metro station. For those who do not know, the train there comes to the platform, the people are unloaded, the following are loaded and all this goes back - 2-3 minutes the whole process. In the evening, of course, longer: the people are still smaller, the intervals between trains are more genuine.
Here I go one evening, not too late yet, but people are a little. Everyone has already gone out, only a very sublime guy is crawling in the wagon.
And the periodically appropriate asks - is it final? Yes, it is final. Another seat – is it final? This is final. And so on 5.
And here’s under the words "Be careful, the doors are closing..." the people are beginning to collapse in large numbers.
Everyone is already worried - the train is leaving, and the guy is never leaving. And the guy pouches the oils into the fire, with a nervous voice again asking "This is the final?" The people of the choir are already crying: Yes, this is the final, the final!!! So go out sooner!
And here the guy with an evil voice with a note of despair reads:
All of you go in then!!!! to
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