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 31.07.2010
I am studying for a journalist, the fourth day I am practicing in falsehood, writing on the subject of criminal chronicles. I saw all of them, but today they just killed.
Uncle, an intellectual of the professorship, wrote a statement to the car trainer who repairs his car. He was stabbed when the one, the BRABANNA DRUB, raped his car. This same slug drove the car on the squad, he warmed the slug, adjusted from behind and doubled the slug in vain. Moreover, when the owner caught him for this occupation, he could not pull out his farm. The plaintiff demanded from the car trainer the full cost of the car (type he is now sad to drive in an abandoned car) and 500 thousand moral damages. This is so. It’s a pity that you don’t write this in the newspaper, we have a cultural edition (
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