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 02.08.2010
The smoke in Default City:

Seroja: The windows are open, smoke in the office, and we are here breathing all of this.
XXX: Wear the mask
Seroja: here oxygen balloons are needed, with fresh air. I can't believe that they didn't invent fire extinguishing tools other than water.
You know what the joke is! The budget allocates a bunch of bubbles every summer for torpedo extinguishing, this bubble is very well roasted! And all that is necessary, to bury the drainage channels from turf and after the summer, the melting water will not go anywhere, the turf will turn into swamps and will not burn!!! and all!
by Pidori. Words just not. The city is suffocating.
XXX: here’s... hide the city, who needs a new Mercedes =(
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