Not about football, but about women.

The scene first.
The summer. by Dacia. Two middle-aged men (brothers) are looking very enthusiastically at the World Cup in football. and beer. The Emotions. and Zadar.
The older brother’s wife appears in the room and asks an innocent question:
What are you looking at, guys?
- Hockey, - replies the spouse
(Little pause, laughing laughter of both brothers)
- With the ball, - continues the older brother, internally striking the one who covered him.
A humorous inspiration.
(But the laughter of the brothers becomes even more ridiculous.)
...and without clothes! He is finishing.
(Both brothers no longer hide their enthusiasm over how subtle and meticulous the strike of ignorance was with the help of the all-winning satire.)

The second scene.
The next day. The Lunch. The actors are the same.
Both brothers, being essentially their nuclear Siberian men, loved to enjoy meat delicacies, and under a drink.
(Exclusively to exacerbate appetite) This time, they found in their plates something clearly out of line with expectations. Only the gifts of their own garden were guessed, clearly not attracted to the role of the main dish.
This is what? The elderly asked.
“Warm,” the wife replied reluctantly.
(pause, confusion in the eyes of men)
With vegetables, she continued.
(An even worse pause)
And without meat, the avenged woman cut off.
This is what is called “control in the head.” A large plastic bottle is removed from the refrigerator and put on the table next to the falling jaw of both brothers:
The mineral goes well. Eat you guys.

P.S Do not anger women, it will be more expensive.