X: I can’t breathe that anymore!
Z: Well, you have to breathe through a wet cloth.
X: It does not help.
Z: You probably are holding it wrong.
X: Well, and how to keep it right?
Z: Keep it tight... in your pocket... on the shore of the sea... or in the mountains... Well, or at least, as I am now, in a hotel near Lake Ladoga.
X: I hate you