I had a teacher Gurgenych at the institute. An old film operator who made a lot of good Soviet films and just a cool uncle.
Once he brought us a little movie box for a half-minute lecture.
This, he says, is the most funny thing you’ll see in life (and he didn’t lie) charged the movie camera and pushed the preface:
In the mid-1960s I filmed in Poland: War, Germans, guerrillas. by
Krakow Square filmed an episode of how the Germans shot down our plane, a pilot
He jumped with a parachute, and the Germans with their dogs took him captive.
Duble 1: the cascade jumped and landed. were arrested.
Director: How not that... he smoothly descended, like a saboteur, the viewer will not regret him...
Gurdjieff: What do you want?
Let’s wait for the wind.
Polish translator:- Please sir, we can of course wait, but so for reference, the last time in this place the wind was four hundred years ago, when they built this square, it is also square and around the house.
Then take a break until tomorrow. I organize the wind.
The director called to Moscow, from there to the headquarters of our army in Poland, and by the morning, a choked stuff entered the square, and with it a major with a soldier.
Director: Well, let’s, take off the breeze and show how your fan is blowing.
Major: Comrade director, this car is secret, so I’ll break it up at the last moment before shooting.
Director: And what stream can your carapace give?
Major: Only 10 degrees: from the first weakest to the tenth, but you will not need more than the first.
The Director: Major The general told me that you are doing my orders, and all my words are orders for you! I don’t need to give advice!
The fault, comrade director.
Understand, I need the wind not for a tenth, but for a tenth with a plus, press out all the juices from your column. That it was not just a wind, but a dramatic wind.
The Major said, “There is!” I went to cook the car.
Gurghenich finished the introduction, turned off the light and said, but now you will see the double 2...
The pilot jumped out with a parachute and just like in the first double does not rush down to the square. Suddenly, he seemed to see the Germans... and two meters from the ground, with a wild speed, he flies away first far away, and then, after flying to the houses, blows up from where he arrived. The Germans, as if caught by the air wave of the parachutist, will jump away as inflatable on the bridge along with dogs and a motorcycle. On the opposite side of the area are pressed out (all) windows. The parachutist, thank God, did not suffer, he landed after a couple of quarters, but the "Germans" were silent.
When the director recovered from shock, he asked the major:
What was it?
The major that it was a machine to blow off radioactive dust from combat equipment in the event of a nuclear conflict, and at the tenth level it blows down anything that weighs less than thirty tons. If you don’t need us anymore, let us go to the...