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 10.08.2010
My wife says she’s not drunk.
My friend and I (P)

Q: I am not drunk.
I : Yes? Eight of nine?
P: Sixteen Three
I: seventy two
It’s not because I’m drunk, it’s because I don’t know the Mendeleev table.

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