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 09.04.2008
I was served with a fruit today, it looks like a mini mandarine, it's called a calamondine - it's a hybrid of chincan and mandarine. they said that it contains more vitamin c than a kilogram of tomatoes... when I bite this scarf there was a feeling that all the universal acid is collected in this wonderful fruit...
I will plant in my house, I will grow, I will feed my enemies.


You will plant - do not dig deeper than a centimeter. More water in the sun. The first of the seeds will grow. and verified. the second year grows, every couple of months bears fruit))
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