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 12.08.2010
A friend recently returned to Moscow and told the story:
I am nervous on the plane. Thank God they flew.
The flight was delayed for four hours.
Passengers only talk about the smog and fires in Moscow, will Domodedovo.
Yes, and on the way nervous tremors: then stick, we enter the turbulence zone, then do not walk around the salon...
The rumors about the plane spread quickly and soon everyone learned that a young woman with two children was crying: a monthly baby, and a two-year-old girl. She discovered that while she was on the airport in the baby’s toilet, she left a wallet with her mobile phone and all the money on the washing machine. She was from Domodedov to go to the railway station, and there to Kazan, and on the train she was already late, neither for a ticket, nor for food nor a penny. In Moscow we could...
But the world is not without good people: the stewardess offered to go into the cabin and call someone, but no one was to call: at home in Kazan, one grandmother with high pressure. A woman proposed to bring her.
The Kazan station. We put baseball around and started collecting money... But here is an announcement: Dear passengers, according to the weather in the city of Moscow, our aircraft will land at the airport of the city of Kazan.
Although many were upset, some even applauded, and in any case everyone looked at the absolutely happy person with pleasure.

Luckily for those who need the most.
Source: http://www.anekdot.ru/an/an1008/o100811;1.html
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