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 13.08.2010
I have written a few times about the great science of psychology. Here is another story from my psychiatrist.
Her husband Sergey left for the summer to a small resort town, to laundry in a seaside restaurant. Unfortunately, it happened on the first night.
Conflict with local “maritime directors”. Some wanted to immediately hear "Vladimir Central", and others died without "black eyes", it is clear that some lovers of beauty had to be separated and they promised Sergei to tear off his legs.
The foot breakers did not fool and waited for the musician in the bushes in the morning.
Sergey never fought in his life, although he was a very serious sambist, so he began not to fight with them, but to fight: one threw his teeth on the asphalt, another performed a painful hand, and without waiting for the strikes on the carpet, disassembled the elbow on spare parts, and the third... dumb escaped.
Of course, as a shout, the mints jumped out and tied our cheeks.
The wife immediately arrived, hired a lawyer and with incredible effort pulled out.
Sergey from Siso under subscription. But the prospect was acidic: the victims had connections in the prosecutor's office, and they were crushed, with one shaking and teeth, and with the other hand (they do not show themselves...) Of course, there were already subordinate witnesses in the case, who saw how Sergey clinged to the victims.
They sent a lawyer to the hospital to beg to collect the application, but they broke such a grandmother that you need to sell a Moscow apartment in order not to sit down.
The exit was invented by the wife of the unlucky laboo-sambist.
At six o’clock in the morning Sergey himself arrived at the hospital. Growth is lower than average, thin, but livable. He was dressed in his wife’s dress, on his legs was a beard on the spikes, on his head was a pearl, in his ears were huge clips, on his face was a pale makeup.
Why do you want to arrest a poor girl?
“Pedic, what do you need here...?! to
- All of you untouched men call you a pedicure... and I am a female and a
My soul is wounded.
Only those who suffered him knew, “That’s you that lawn!!!” In the sense of laughing!! You are the shit, the shit!!? to
Sergey pulled out of the ridiculed cloth and attached it to the eyes.
The victims instantly imagined how the whole city would be gathered for trial and this "bad girl" would talk about how she broke them and chased five more.
The witnesses...
Listen, shit, until no one has seen you drive to the airport, there you
They will bring your subscription and the tracker will close the case, and you promise that today
You will fly...!!! to
I... I promise...
Source: http://www.anekdot.ru/an/an1008/o100812;1.html
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