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 14.08.2010
Crown
This is the Epson FX-890. It is Matrix! It costs 20k, except for jokes.
MegaFill
What is Matrix Fun?
Crown
Ancient, like a mammoth shit, unkillable, like a tank, easy to maintain, like a spade
Crown
Although the only reason they are still used in our FMS is that many forms are printed only on A5 or A6 formats.
Crown
There are also lasers, but they don’t understand that paper.
Crown
And these even on the bus ticket, only if the sensor worked.
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