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 15.08.2010
He and she in the car.
He is in a naive tone: I wonder, but how do they have sex in the car? I never tried...
It is: approximately so. (He moves from the passenger seat directly to Him, kisses gently, begins to make back and forth movements...)
He: from such a turn of events, tries to start taking off her clothes.
She: suddenly returns to the passenger seat and, knocking the eyelids, in a calm tone gives: it was a demo version, to continue, enter the license key.
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