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 15.08.2010
xxxx> I'm talking about girls, and you're all about comps
xxxx> this is me in such cases a story from college.)
xxxx> 16 years old, 2 college courses... before that I worked as a lab assistant in the summer, my partner was a 20-year-old long-legged photo model.
xxxx> we go after a couple with a crowd of lenin, and suddenly this long-legged Olya appears in front of us. I boast of Vova, the hellish hacker who goes by and tells a long story about the comp - "look better, you see, I worked with her this summer!" he looks, says "comprehensible, and you have a java compiler?"
xxxx> this phrase we then viral was "therefore I have a java compiler"
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