How to extinguish forest fires:

Firefighters: Arriving at the scene of the fire, they suddenly find that the equipment is broken, there is no water, the gasoline seals are not working. Heroically throw fire with sand, roll trees with thistles.

Locals: Thro the village, fire is thrown with sand, trees are cut down, and tractors are made. They make fire engines from false materials and pour out fires. Make sure it does not burn again.

Residents of neighboring regions: They buy for their own money and bring on their cars to local residents and firefighters food, water, firearms, pumps, sawbags, shovels and respirators.

The party “United Russia”
They come, photograph themselves in party shirts against the background of a fire, leave, then write on their website about how the party has extinguished all the fires.

Officials: They do not allow people to extinguish fire on their own, because they did not submit a notice of extinction in two weeks and did not receive permission from authorized bodies. Together with the police, people are fined for illegal harvesting of the forest.

President: He talks about how hard he works in Sochi.

Prime Minister: He comes with a delegation of dozens of people to the fire extinguishing headquarters specially created for him, under the chamber he walks on a smoky field, promises compensation to everyone, sits on the “airplane-ambition”, makes a couple of circles around and leaves.

State TV: They say we have no fires. But don’t worry, the party and the government personally extinguish all the fires and nothing burned. But don’t worry, all the inhabitants of the burned villages will get compensation and new houses. After shows a report on terrible cataclysms in other countries.