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 21.08.2010
Darth Vader
It was something about_0
I sit on the balcony and smoke. On the east, 5 degrees above the horizon hangs a planet, Jupiter seems. He is always there at this time. He hangs, I smoke, the evening is idyllic. And here this hernia will surround me with a beam of blinding white light. I immediately put on a flat pad of bricks. Only the thoughts did not shrink... the nuclear explosion in our country - "Bush mudak revenged his father." or maybe there they have - the empire is striking a retaliatory blow, where to take the lightsaiber, where the nearest bomb shelter, a naker to work 300 gram barrel of coffee bought...
The plane’s landing lights were turned on...
AlterEgo
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