Every man is a carpenter of his misfortune.
In the spring of 1986. After school, I went to some unknown Caucasus. Two hours of night. In the waiting room of Kharkov. There is no place at the station, so I sit on the train station square on my bag, but I can smoke. Ten meters from me, under a faint lamp, my comrade is standing and reading the newspaper he has found.
At first, a muddy monsoon is heard, and then, seeing a soldier from a distance under the lighthouse, five fools with a cassette magnetophone come to him.
Hey Salaga, let me measure the glasses.
My comrade, absolutely not a fighter, a small-growth eye-catcher. He is afraid and only awaits the murmuring. He took off his hat, the other took off his belt.
I asked questions:
Why don’t you smoke? Salabone, where is your machine? and TD. On his nose.
They made cream. A couple of scares for fear.
I looked at it out of the dark and smiled thoughtfully. You have the right to ask me: What fucking smiles have you laughed when five fools are courageous over your fighting comrade!!!? to
And I thought of the cruelty of the wicked woman’s fate: For these five unfortunate wicked men felt themselves kings of courage over the little soldier, but they did not even suspect that their life in that second had a crack, and that in fact they are inside the deepest ass, or rather inside the enormous undercover, hidden from them in the darkness. These poor, wicked spiders had the misfortune of entering the breach of this cave without noticing it. Here the podkova turned into a bubble. An enormous bucket, consisting of three hundred and fifty rils of personnel, and all, like me, mysteriously smiling, slowly, in complete silence, closed to the center. When these five understood everything, they had such horror on their faces that if they were shot, they could be photographed to scare an unclean force.

When it was finished, we dropped them into the bushes. I did not look at them, but about the seriousness of their condition, the tiny hatchbacks of the magnetophone, lying under the lamp, spoke eloquently.