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 29.08.2010
kayoreal (22:55:14 28/08/2010)
Tell me, and you share the popular opinion that Moscovites often behave in a hamsky way?

Riana (22:56:18 28/08/2010)
No is

Riana (22:57:08 28/08/2010)
At least those I know.

kayoreal (22:57:29 28/08/2010)
I live with Kenar, whom Allenka brought from Moscow, he was bored, shaken and engaged in self-admiration in the mirror instead of singing as before. Such trills were taken out, it was nice to listen even in the morning. in the early hours. I decided to buy him a girl to revive, the male turned on well, and so on. I called a couple of pets, went here this morning, bought them. She is a beautiful girl, and she feels feminine. Bring her in a new large cage, put food, drink, bath, she eats, baths. I decided to give her time to adapt while she is in a cage. Kenar went straight, the whole cage was exhausted, the clove was sent into all the cracks, the apotheosis was that she began to feed him with an apple through the sticks. I decided that they could be combined, and launched the male into the cage.. he first reminded her in a clean bath for bathing, and then started to eat her food.)
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