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 30.08.2010
It was at the height of the popularity of pagers, the year to remember exactly difficult. My father, a very busy man, then had a four-line boomerang, which was used only for official purposes. A pager call in the evening and at night could mean only one thing – an urgent call to work (at best). And here some late in the evening, the father receives a message in which the guy (Igor) says that he really liked the girl (Julia). Probably the operator’s mistake, thought my father. Somewhere a day later comes the next message from this Igor, then more and more, poems, love messages, etc. This Igorok just bothered, drumming three times a night with requests to meet. Because he never left his phone or pager number, telling him that Yulia just rolled him was problematic. My father even called the tech support to help the poor, but unfortunately ineffective. Igorok continued to throw his messages day and night. And then, after two weeks of terror, his next message arrives. Igorok appointed a meeting near the cinema "October" (Minsk) at 21:00 and says that he will wait for her (July) until she comes. From our house to the movie theater is 20 minutes walk, so my dad even rejoiced that he could help the guy and take a walk at the same time. I also decided to make him company and we walked down the Yakuza Colas street. Near the Star shop we meet my father’s brother, who, after a quick introduction to the essence of our Crusade, joins us. Three people on the street. Baghdad of Khmelnitsky.

A small deviation: It is very important to convey to the reader our appearance.
My father is a strong body, haircut under “0”. His brother is simply
Shuffle, 15 years of strap behind the back, bald. I didn’t go far from them either.

We get out of the stairs of the cinema, look, look for the eyes of Igor.
One of them stands with a flower next to the column. We approach it at the same time and become such a half-ring. Then he said, “Are you an Igor?” There is no scene. He just lost the gift of speech and clung to the column. We may have paralyzed him by our appearance. It was only after the dad got the payger out of his pocket and said it wasn’t from July that Igorok understood it.

This is such a story.
Source: http://www.anekdot.ru/an/an1008/o100829;1.html
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