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 31.08.2010
The morning after a drunk.
I decided to stick, text the girl I slept with, she lies next to me, back to me.

I: Good morning Masha!
Good morning, who is this?
I: This is Maxim, we slept with you last night.
Hi, how did you sleep?
I: Idiot, turn around, I’m lying next to you!
(to be turned)
Hi Max, do you get rid of it? Someone wrote to me that I slept with him yesterday.

The wall *
Source: http://bash.im
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