Electricity of Moscow-Fryzino
At one of the stations there is a loud communication and a tired driver's voice is heard:
Please release the doors.
(Pause for 10 seconds, already annoyed)
The train will not go anywhere until you open the door.
Pause for a minute, tired
Comrade passengers who have strong fists, please go into the ninth wagon to the last door and explain to them that you cannot keep the door open.
(Pause a minute, the doors close, we go on, it’s calm)
Dear passengers! The RZH reminds you that railways are places of increased danger and we are not responsible for the actions of fools and fools! A pleasant path