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 02.09.2010
We were defeated by ants. I asked my friend (p) counsel.
p: buy pearls and squeeze around the house along the perimeter
I: And what will happen?
Q: These pearls look like ants eggs. When they see them, they will be drawn into a antscape.
I: Well, they will move them all to themselves, and what then? They will return!
P: No, they won’t come back, they’ll go out!
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