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 04.09.2010
I work in the 13th Brigade as a fielder.
I picked up my aunt from the station.
She: - The head of the district removed 54 internal organs from me!
Doctor: What are they?
She: - Both lungs, liver, heart, appendix, ovaries..........=54
Doctor: But you will understand that you cannot live without half of them!
She: Are you a fool?
Doctor: Probably...
She: - You were not in a psychic accidentally!!!!!!!!!!!! (Patients are not informed of our specifics)
The doctor answered honestly.
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