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 07.09.2010
an honest official.
The story of a familiar operative: In one prefecture, we developed a serious uncle. His signature cost tens of thousands of dollars.
It seems he took... They take it all there, otherwise, why would all there be pearls. And our uncle, according to the operational data, took often and not much. Finally we waited for a man whom our uncle artificially stopped building. The man and so on, the uncle "entered the position" and showed 500,000 thousand rubles on his fingers. The builder nodded and went to us.
We supplied him with sealed bills, set up a camera and a dictionary, said, “Neither foam nor pen” and sent to “Uncle.”
The man, entering the office, took his papers.
Do you give me your papers again? I said I can’t allow it!
Sorry, but it’s for you.
He moved an envelope on the table. The uncle grabbed him with one rush, looked at him and when he saw the money he cried out: - Puppy!!! How dare you offer me a bribe!! to
With these words, he flashed the envelope into the open window of his office.
Go out of it!! And thank you for not giving you where you should be!! to
At this moment, we break into the office and... sadly grab his strong hand, because we all heard through the intercept. They apologized, said that it was nice to meet an honest person, etc. One of us, of course, ran right down... but half a million, in the center of Moscow, lie no longer than five seconds.
We were all soaked, because a whole of 500,000 were swept. Terrible to remember.
But miracles do not happen, after six months we took this uncle already according to all the rules, took him and his nephew, who stood on the street with a blues on his mouth and waited for the money rain from the fortress.
Usually, after receiving the bribe by the nephew, the uncle immediately calmed down and positively solved the problem of the applicant.
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