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 15.09.2010
I went to computer yesterday.
He opened the system and was confused. How could I make a computer, open the system, turn off the screw, assemble the system and hand it to the master?
Well, that’s not the point... while I did, the little Danilka (son of the hostess) wore around the apartment and showed me all the differences he had (by the way, I was with them for the first time and saw him for the first time). At the end of the show, he came on a big...
When I got home, he asked me, “Where are you?” I say: "home"
Attention to! "Dac you stay, I won’t tell Dad". Mom is in shock, I am in shock, Dad is at work. The Curtain
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