Gridoplasma: In the Thirty-Ninth Kingdom
A beautiful, independent and intelligent princess.
Once she was sitting on the shore of a picturesque pond, thinking about the meaning of life, and suddenly saw a frog.The frog jumped to her knees and said, "Sweet, good girl.Once I was a beautiful prince, but the evil witch enchanted me.If you kiss me, I will become a prince again, and then, I will settle in your castle, and you will prepare me food, clean my horse, wash my clothes, raise my children and rejoice that I took you for wife.

Master:... and continued to fuck herself with a cucumbers, thinking about where to get to eat and how to take a bunch of wood.