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 02.10.2010
My language is my enemy.
What is this?
My mom asked me to cook meat, and I broke it, well, I didn't tell my mom, today is the moon in the third house, so it's an unfavorable day for cooking meat.
- and you won't believe, the pot was found to have a hole, then half of what was there dropped out of the sauce, it was impossible to remove the foam because it was huge and poured through the pot. In short, the day for cooking meat was really unsuccessful, as I said.
and the giraffe)
- you gygyggyy, and I fucking, because my mom was upset about it all and now I'm called to make them a horoscope for cooking hot cleaning and planting!
c) KSL
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