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 16.10.2010
[13:56:09] Ikshot: Hohma: Just ordered a toy for PSP (Kingdom Hearts: Birth by Sleep) in video games. The courier calls and asks: "And at what time can I deliver the maximum?"
I answer, “By midnight... but as you get closer to midnight, it will be more and more difficult for you to find me.”
At the other end of the tube there is silence, a pause... and then she asks so carefully (with some fear): "Why?".
Well my answer is "Because it’s dark!"
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