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 18.10.2010
After a tough weekend, I wasn’t shaved and swollen... I went into the trolleybus, saw the conductor, licked in my pocket. Along with the money lies a flash drive with the data (it will be needed at work, all the weekends the report swallowed) The hand itself pulls out the card for the tail, the second removes the hood... In the eyes of the condos! The question of listening:
Where do you want to put this in?! to
I thought, smiled and said (the girl, by the way, very...):
In any suitable connection ;)
The trolleybus wasn't lying, we both cracked, we calculated, I didn't even take the phone - she has a ring on her right hand, and I love my wife.
My mood has improved :)
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